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Nov. 5th, 2007 | 02:18 am

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Sep. 16th, 2007 | 12:07 pm
mood: ecstatic ecstatic

So i got my first tattoo yesterday!!! I'm so happy with it! It looks 100x better then what i had imagined. It's not done yet so i have to go back in two weeks but thats ok. I'm so excited to see the final result, it's going to be the coolest tattoo in the existence of the world. oh ya. lol.

It hardly even hurt. Actually I was half asleep for most of it. I had to keep myself from falling 100% asleep because knowing my luck i'd have one of those falling dreams and then jerk my entire body while she was in the middle of tattoing me. The only time it "hurt" was when she was on my spine and when she was going over the knot in my shoulder. Other then that i could hardly even feel it. It only got really painful at around the 2 1/2 hour because she was going over the same spot over and over again and it had grown really sensitive. It was bareable though, thank god!

When i told my mom she started crying!!! I explained to her that it was a design that i wanted for a 6-8 months now and that i've wanted a tattoo for a few years. it definitely wasn't something spontaneous. After the initial shock wore off she decided that she liked it, though she wishes it were smaller and "less black". I don't think she really understands that i wanted it that dark color, but i'm thinking she'll appreciate it more when she sees the complete work. When i explanined everything to my dad he didn't even get mad...he just stared at the T.V and ignored me lol. oh well, i'm proud of it. It's something that will always have meaning to me and it's something i designed. no one in the world is going to have my tattoo and it's not something generic. i definitely don't regret it.

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So university is going really well. I made it through the first week and only got really lost twice. I really like all my classes, though i think my Greek and Roman studies lecture may be a waste of time because the teacher is kinda flakey and doesn't really go into any detail. basically she just paraphrazes the textbook and shows us pictures. oh well, i'm really interested in the subject matter and i'm looking foreward to teaching it to myself. My sociology lectures have been going really well, my teacher is really funny and she takes her class seriously which is a total bonus. I'm really impressed with Religious Studies, and i've already gotten a praise from the teacher for being so "studious" haha, i'm such a loser. Arky is going to be really fun. It's more based on evolutionary genetics then on archeology, but thats ok because i'm still extremley interested in that. I think alot of ppl are going to do bad in the class because they don't realize it's not a "history" class, but it's actually more of a genetics class. oh well, that only means its easier for me to be top of the class :D I'm really looking forward to my university schooling, and i can't wait to get my degree and start fulfilling my dreams!!!

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Aug. 14th, 2007 | 08:19 pm
mood: sore sore
music: thanx 4 the mmrs

So yesterday was my last day at work :( I must admit that I did come home and cry for a bit. just a bit. :D I really did like working there...most of the times lol. I loved everyone in AC and i adored working with all the animals and helping them see that not everyone is going to beat you or starve you. Working with the abused/neglected animals was the most rewarding thing i've ever done in my life. it was so fullfilling and for once in my life i actually felt like i was important and needed. i really hope that the feeling stays because i don't want to be the person i was before i started working there. I left a note telling Kelly that if they need help on the weekends or on holidays to give me a call and i'd see how my schedule looked. I'm also going to stay on the exotic animal comitee so i guess i will still have an effect on animals lives, plus i'll still be able to see everyone :P

University is going to start pretty soon. i'm super nervous but also uberly excited!!!! I've already got my ID and all my books, and becuase i'm a nerd i've already started reading and taking notes on one of sociology books i have to read. It's pretty good, definitely not something i would ever pick out myself and read but it's not one that i wouldn't recommend to someone else. It's about a white man in the late 1950's who decides to see what it's truley like for the black community to live in the south. He decides to take anti-vitiligo drugs and sit under a UV light to change the color of his skin temperarily while he travels to different parts of the south. It's the author's journal and it's very thought provocing (sp?). i decided to read and take notes now so that if i'm swamped when we actually HAVE to read it i'll be all set to give it a quick re-read to refresh my memory and that'll be all.

EXCITING NEWS!!! i'm going in on the 31 of august for a tattoo consultation!!!! i'm going to see if it'll scar and what colors would be best to use (some can cause severe allergic reactions, and since i have sensitive skin i figured i should get the tattooists opinion on that matter). I'm going to get a small scarab beetle (proabably on my foot) to start off with. it's small, so if it does scar it won't be so terribly noticable, and i could hide it easily. Plus the scarab beetle is something that holds a huge connection to egypt and i think it's a very appropraite tattoo especailly since i've decided that i'm going to follow my life-long dream after all. plus, i'm doubting many beetle have beetle tattoos, so it'll be more "original". i'm totally excited about it. my parents are going to be completly pissed but i don't really care. if this one works out ok then i'll get another one that i've wanted for some time now. yay!

so i was going to write something out but i totally forget what it was so i'm just going to end this post now. i'll be camping from tghe 17th-26th so after i come back i'll post some pictures and write another entry.

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birthday

Mar. 7th, 2007 | 10:04 am
location: home
mood: curious curious
music: fall out boy-this ain't a scene...

Your Birthdate: September 10

Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.

Your strength: Your ability to gain respect

Your weakness: Caring too much what others think

Your power color: Orange-red

Your power symbol: Letter X

Your power month: October

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updated pics

Jan. 16th, 2007 | 01:59 pm
location: home
mood: calm calm

Edmund
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Ferin and Harley
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Interview update

Oct. 6th, 2006 | 03:25 pm
location: home
mood: nervous nervous

so i had my interview this morning...it went pretty well but i was uberly nervous and i think i screwed a few questions up. oh well, he seemed to like me and he offered me 13$/hour (holy cow!) and he showed me around. i think i was very poised and articulate during my interview and i think i answered alot of questions really really well because he seemed inpressed but my head went blank for a few questions and so i kinda said some really tardo answers (of course after the interview i thought of the perfect answeres btw). i had to go home and get some references so hopefully they'll give me good reviews! i got 4, well 3 because i made sabrina one of my references(we worked together for a year so i suppose it's not so bad). anyways i'm glad i was able to contact my old manager because he should give me a really great review. i've been so nervous all day tho...
i don't think he'll hire me because
A) i don't really have a mode of transportation there(don't have that pesky license yet) and i think he thinks it'll be a problem
B) i told him that i was taking some online courses and i think he thinks it'll interfere with work

i thik he'll hire me because:
A) i have tons of experience
B) he showed me around so that's gotta be a good sign...right?!
C) he said that if he "offered" me the full time position that i could still work part-time for the first few weeks until i get the schooling part sorted out.
D) i'm cute and personable! (jk)

anyways i'll update again when he phones me (either today or tommorow morning). hopefully it'll be good news.

in further news, my aunt and her BF are comming here tonight. it's gonna be an interesting weekend since my mom is sick and might not be able to do a whole lot. hopefully they won't just crowd around here all day doing nothing, that would just be weird. i'm glad she's not bringing her offspring, those things come straight from Satan's crotchal area. anyways hopefully everything will go ok, maybe i'll even get my job and have to start right away!

nothing much else to report, sab came over yesterday and we hung out all night. my brother, sabrina and i all went on the computer and watched clips from the jackass movie (sabrina had never seen it). we also wathced some hiliarious clips about this dude crapping everywhere. he unloaded a thing of diaheria (?) on the window of a restaurant while ppl were eating...it made us all cry (in the good way).

so i should go, i have nothing planned for tonight other then do a have ass attempt at cleaning so my house looks "presentable" for when my aunt comes. i say who the hell gives a crap, it's not like she's never seen the insides of a not uberly clean house b4. wtv.

see ya, and wish me luck on the job!

***I GOT THE JOB!!!!!***

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Xmas Fruit Cake and Man-Tails

Oct. 4th, 2006 | 08:57 pm
location: home
mood: amused amused
music: N'Sync-It's tearing up my heart *sad, so sad, but true*

so i got a call from the director of the humane society and guess what?!?! I GOT AN INTERVIEW!!!!!!! i'm so happy, i was getting so worried when they didn't phone me right away, but now i'm not so "omg, i'm going to be unemployed for the rest of my life!* (jk, this is the first week i've even looked for a job lol). anyways i have my interview on friday and i'm so nervous/excited. i would love to have a job there. i put that i was looking for a part-time job on my resume, but during my interview i'll tell him that i'll be looking at going into a full time job as soon as i figure out how my online courses are going and how long they'll actually take to complete a day. ahahahahahahahahahaha, i've been giddy all night! i should probably calm myself down since i haven't actually GOTTEN the job but still....ahahahahahahahaha!

Other then that, nothing much has happened this week. i found out the other day that my aunt is comming over on friday(spending the weekend)and truth be told i'm kinda thinking about ditching the house all weekend lol. apparently she's bringing her sleezy boyfriend....AWKWARD!!!! my grandma told us he's a drug addict and goes down to the U.S to buy Cocaine and Heroine! lol, he actually has cancer and goes down there to get his cancer drugs. he also eats alot of health foods and so my grandma thinks he and my aunt are anorexic lol. my grandma is fucking crazy....i love that old bat! she also told us that he's a total perv (not in those words of course lol). apparently he grabs her ass and breasts in public and rubs his...err...man-tail up against her. ahahahaha....maybe i won't ditch this weekend afterall. lets just say my grandma is the only christmas fruitcake we keep, but still i'm wondering what this bean-eating, tofu-scarfing, man-tail rubbing, heroine addict is really like. could make for a very interesting weekend.

nothing planned for tommorow, probably just to the same lame crap i do everyday. maybe i'll download some asian porn and rub my own man-tail raw...LOL!!!! (jk)

so i'm gonna head out (ya right, were the hell am i gonna go...the bathroom?) anyways ya, i'll update soon, possibly friday.

don't tweak your man-tails without thinking of me first ;)

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Updated Pictures of Ferin

Oct. 3rd, 2006 | 03:57 pm
location: an icecube...fuck this house is freezing!
mood: cold cold

here are a few pictures of Ferin. sry the quality is total crap on like...90% of them. i still can't figure out how to get the flash off my digital camera! damn it!

Ferin's cage
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hahahaha....he looks like a cone head. i love this pic!
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this is in Ferin's room, sry the night stand is dirty btw...isn't his expression adorable?
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after his bath time with mom!
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Sabrina and Amanda's birds, at least the quality of this picture is good.
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Pallet Jacks and Free Waffles

Sep. 28th, 2006 | 03:03 am
location: home
mood: content content

yesterday i got a phone call from this modeling/acting agency. i was all like wtf?!? but apparently they had seen some of my "work" (i.e-my parts in acting classes and references from a casting agent i had as a teacher) and they want to interview me. it's weird, i don't know if i'm gonna go. my mom doesn't want me to becuase she can't take time off work to drive me to auditions and jobs, and i don't have my license yet. plus the last agent i was with really discouraged me and that's why i stopped acting in the first place. i don't know if i should take that chance again. not to mention how low my self-esteem is...how am i gonna get roles when i unconsiously sabatoge myself from the very beginning. it's flattering knowing they want to see me but i don't know if i should do it. i'll have to decide soon though, they wanted the interview today but i said i couldn't go and they said they wanted to see me tommorow (well today since it's 3 in the morning). it's good money, you can make like 2000$/day if your really lucky. BUT if i took the job then how would i schedule my time with my other job, and how would i do the school courses i wanted to take. i ono, i kinda want to but at the same time i kinda don't. i'd need to get head shots and pay a bunch of money for random shit and i don't think i can afford that now that i have to make car payments and save money for school. i'll have think about it...i've always wanted to be in a movie (i've had offers, but they were for in new brunskwick and vancover and i couldn't go). i know i could be succesful, but still....

anyways my stomach is feeling better. i can actually move now without being in pain. sooooooo with that good news, i get to go out job hunting again *woohoo*...please note the sarcasm. 7 11 is paying 10$ an hour, and i could walk there every day. if i got a full time job there i'd be able to pay my monthly car bills by working just one week lol. i'll have to get off my lazy ass and put in a resume. i was also thinking about working at Hallmark...sabrina seems to like Carlton Cards alot so i figure Hallmark should be fun too :) i shall definatly check it out!

ummm, what else to say? nothing much really. i've been sleeping alot because of my stomach. Ferin likes to come cuddle me and sleep with me when i decide to go nap in his room. makes me feel specail!!!! also i've discovered that he LOVES cartoons! he'll sit on the bed or on top of his cage and make the cutest little noises at the screen. it's adorable! i love him soooooo much! we have a new "before momma's nap" ritual. he comes and gets close to my face and he gives me kisses while i pet his head. he insists on doing it for like 10 minutes lol. then i sing to him and he puffs up, cuddles close and falls asleep. *gush* how cute! ....i've definatly turned into an old bird lady...next thing you know i'll be knitting him sweaters and matching hats! that would actually be so awesome to see lol.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....i should go, i have nothing else to say other then HOLY CHRISTOPHER I'M HUNGRY! i eat like 100 times a day and i'm still hungry no matter what i eat. seriosuly i'm gonna be 567 pounds by the end of the year....i'll be so fat the only thing i'll be ABLE to do is knit ferin little sweaters with matching hats! on the plus side, i'll be able to ride around on a pallet jack(?) all day ;)



this is a picture of me taken in the future and sent back to the past (omg! i fear the space time continum)...apparently i will also be turning chinese in a very short time...good to know ;)

--no but seriously this kid is like a living michelin man...makes me want to poke him like jello *squee*

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bored

Sep. 24th, 2006 | 02:30 pm
location: home
mood: blah blah

So not much has been going on lately, nothing note worthy anyways. I was feeling sick all week so I mostly stayed in bed and slept. I’m going to start looking for jobs sometime next week and hopefully I’ll find something that doesn’t suck and pays a ton of money ;) liquidation world pays 11$ and hour and then 14$ after 3 months for just doing cash. It’s a bit farther away then I’d like but I mean that’s A LOT of money for just doing cash. Anyways I’m gonna look around at different places and put my resume in at the higher paying jobs that way I’ll know I’m making enough to make my car payments and to get some money for school next year.

So speaking of money, the insurance ppl phoned the other day and my dad isn’t too happy with the offer. He doesn’t understand tho that the law has changed and I’m getting offered the highest amount possible (4000$). I mean my back still bothers me a lot but 4000$ is still a lot of money. I mean I’d be able to keep it for school money or keep it for car payment money while I’m going to university next year and that way I won’t have to be too worried about getting a job and working my ass off just to pay off the car right? I don’t know how much my dad will be getting but I have to say I’ll be happy if they give me 4000$, I mean it could be way less right?

Anyways, my mom is still bitching at me about going to school next term or wtv. I just wish she’d understand that it’s not like it was a few years ago when you could go to university and pick and choose your classes to see what you were interested. It’s to expensive to dive into without knowing where your going, or at least what general direction your headed. She also doesn’t understand how hard it is on me. I mean I would rather go to school then work full time but I feel that I’m making a responsible decision and a very adult choice in taking the year off. She just doesn’t get it and she makes me feel so guilty about taking the year off and she’s always going around telling ppl from work etc… how I’m taking the year off and bla bla bla and she just casts my whole decision in a negative light and it makes ppl think I’m a slacker or a bum or something. Honestly this has been one of the most confusing times in my life, I mean my entire life even when I was in elementary I knew what I wanted to do. When all the other kids wanted to be ballerinas and firemen I wanted to be an Egyptologist. I’ve always wanted to be that but after years and years of being told you can’t do it or it’s not a good job etc then it makes you reconsider your decision. Luckily I’d also been thinking about psychology so when I ultimately decided I wasn’t going to be an Egyptologist I knew that I’d be a psychologist/psychiatrist. But now I don’t know what to do. I’m just so lost and I feel like nobody understands how difficult it is for me. It’s like the only certainty I ever had has been torn away from me and now I just don’t know which way to go. Everyday I think about it, and everyday I just get more and more overwhelmed. I mean I have the grades to go in any direction it’s just…I ono…I can’t decide. I want to be a teacher because I think it’d be so fun and I love kids and I love teaching ppl different things and just knowing that because of me this person is a little better off. But hard as I try I just can’t get over the feeling that I’d be under achieving. I know it’s stupid but I just keep thinking that if sab and I get married she’ll always be the “smart” one and I’ll always be the “average” one. I mean sab is defiantly smarter in the math department but I know I’m way smarter in the English and social department and it would just tear me up inside knowing that even though we’re pretty much equally matched intelligence wise, I’d always be the stupid one. It’s gay and retarded and I know it is but I just can’t get over the feeling that if I’m a teacher I’ll just be considered mediocre and no one will really know how smart or creative I really am. On the other hand, if I’m a psychologist I’ll defiantly be considered smarter (even tho in some ways they’re jobs are easier) and I’ll be helping ppl etc…I just can’t get over the feeling that I’m supposed to be doing something else. Also there’s the fact that I really don’t feel like listening to 12000 different ppl complain about how depressed they are when I want to be more involved in the more severe mental problems. It should be a simple decision, screw what other ppl think and do want you feel passionate about but it’s just not that simple. I mean I JUST decided in the last year that teaching would be fun, I don’t want to waste 4-6 years of my life and then realize I don’t want to teach. Also every time I hear something about mental illnesses or about psychology my heart starts to race and I feel…I ono, I just feel good. And when ppl come to me with they’re problems and I can help them overcome them I feel so special, like for once, at least, I made a difference in the world. I’m just so….confused. I just wish my mom would understand that and support me instead of making me feel like I’ve made the worst decision in the world.

Anyways sorry about that whole rant thing…thank god no one actually reads this thing lol. So ya, it’s yet another sleepless night in the Gina world. Sab’s asleep on the chair (she fell asleep around 8 and I didn’t want to wake her) and the cable/internet isn’t working!!!! It’s 1 in the morning and I’m wracking my brain to find things that’ll keep me occupied until someone else gets up/internet/TV works. I’m really craving cookies and milk but A) there’s no milk B) even if there was milk I don’t feel like becoming violently ill by eating it especially since I’ve felt sick all week. Maybe I’ll just eat cookies….i’ve decided on oatmeal (ahh the joys of instant ‘meal). Ahhhh! I’m sooooo bored! I wish I could just go to sleep or something! Ishould probably go clean my room in the basement but meh, don’t feel like it. Oh! I have an idea, maybe I could watch a movie….but which one? Anyways instead of boring the hell outta you (namely Sabrina since she’s the only one that reads this) I’m just gonna go

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Face Full of Sab

Sep. 13th, 2006 | 07:05 pm
location: home
mood: sore sore

so i'm suffering from SABRINA'S pink eye bacteria..that bitch! lol. i'm gonna bug her with that for the next 2, possibly 3 months. they really hurt and the doctor said it was really bad. i've got eye drops plus additional antibiotics for my sinuses. i went over to petcetera to tell them i couldn't come in for the rest of the week because of obvious reasons (lol) and i phoned jody and told her i wasn't comming in for the rest of the week and she said she wasn't comming in tommorow either so there's no one to open the store lol. we've decided not to tell larissa and jsut keep the store closed lol. and i can't get in trouble because i have a doctors note plus i told brett and jody that i couldn't come in.

Anyways ferin has learned a new trick....a terribly devious new trick lol. i'm so proud of him for being so clever yet so mad at him for making me so scared for his life. he's just started doing it the last 2 days or so. This is what he does

calls for his mama to come back, when i don't he calls for a bit longer and then stays quiet for 5-6 minutes then all of a sudden ACK ACK ACK! I"M CAUGHT! I"M HURT! OH GOD SOMEONE SAVE ME! (in bird language of course). then i come running upstairs sure as hell that he's broken a blood feather or caught somewhere and he just stands on his food dish making the cutest little chirp noises and dancing from side to side, perfectly fine. THE BASTARD!!!!!!! he did it like 10 times today and 2x yesterday. he now knows that if he makes the terrified/hurt noises mama will come running upstairs to pay attention to him. lol. i felt so bad ignoring him when i was home but i was so sick and i felt so tired that i tried my hardest to ignore him (didn't always work tho *blushes*). anyways he's quiet now (thank the lord). i've also caught him chirping at the TV a few times, it's so adorable.

so sab said the newest clutch of babies are really big :) i wish i could go see them but with me suffering from sabrina's germs and her blissfully germ free i don't see how we could possibly make contact...we're jsut in two seperate places right now. lol, jk. but seriusly sabrina, you didn't have to make my pink eye even worse then yours! i should take a picture and hang it in her room so everytime she looks at my mucus filled, watery eyed face she'll know...she'll know that she did THAT to ME! i tried putting the eye drops in but i couldn't, i was to scared, plus i kept missing. my mom had to put them in for me and i had such a hard time opening my eyes...i had to keep reminding myself that it would make sab's germs go away and my eyes would stop hurting. hopefully my antibiotics will kill the germs in my sinus' and open them up so i'll stop having a face and head ache. anywyas i was talking about the newest babies wasn't i? so ya, i can't wait for sab to pick her's out! i hope it'll a little devil like ferin, those are the best types! anyways it's probably better that i ahven't seen them because knowing me i'd fall in love with one and have to bring it home with me, and then spend a bizillion dollars on more vet bills and all the other shit i love doting on my pets! i can't wait to see what they look like tho!

so i'm sooooo glad i won't have to work at petcetera anymore, but that now leaves me unemployed! *gasp* unemployed with no health benefits *sigh* unemployed with no health benefits with a new car to pay for *fucking christ!*. i figure i'm gonna put out a bunch of resume's next week (depending on how sabrina's germs are doingof course, can't go for an interview with a face full of sab). i think i want to work at the library or at chapters or something, something that is busy but not overwhelmingly so. i'd also like something not very repetitive but that's highly unlikely. i might apply to hallmark or carlton cards or some place else like that too...i think i'm done with the pet thing now.

so ya, i got my car last night!!!! it's so awesomly cool. i still can't believe it's mine tho...i can't wait to get my license so that i can take sab out to silven lake for a weekend, or to banff or to anywhere else we want to go together. it rained all day today so i didn't go out to program the time or the radio stations yet (not to mention my eyes were plastered shut with the sabrina bug). maybe this weekend tho, and maybe my eyes will be good enough to take sab for a quick drive or something. i can't wait!

anyways i'm gonna go have a nappy because i hurt.

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IT'S MA BIRTHDAY!

Sep. 10th, 2006 | 10:26 am
location: home
mood: sick sick

so today is my 18th birthday! YAY i'm so excited! i've been craving cake for like a month and now i have an excuse to go out and buy some! anyways i don't really have alot planned for today, i'm probably jsut gonan rent some movies and hang out with sabrina all day. we're going out for dinner with my family later on tonight and i'm really excited about that :) Sab got me the most perfect gift, it was exactly what i wanted! She adopted me an Asian Elephant from WWF. i think that's the best gift anyone could ever give someone, i mean i have so much crap that i never use and i know that because the human race is so incredably selfish that most of th animal habitat is being taken over and wasted by us. this way the money goes to buying protected land and to prevent poaching of all species, not just the Asian elephant. anyways now i've got a tiger and an elephant so yay!
my parents are getting me a romote control starter for my car, which is also a really great gift because i won't have to freeze my ass off in the winter. i can just turn the car on while i'm getting ready and when i get out to my car everything will be nice and toastie!

in other news, i've decided to quit Petcetera. it's a crappy place to work and it's been one of the worst decisions i've ever made. i only get paid like 8.40$ an hour and i'm running the ENTIRE store ALONE. i mean if i was just the livestock manager then it wouldn't be so bad, but i'm cashier, associate, shipping and recieving and manager. i wasn't even trained. my third day of work i spend about 4 hours alone and this guy came in and pushed me up aginst the cash register and told me to give him a blow job and said he was going to fuck me in the back because he knew no one was in the store. he'd been watching me clean for an hour prior to that and i knew he knew i was alone in the store. thank god he left after i told him i'd call the cops (like the third time i told him). he was like 40 years old and he could have raped me so easily. i mean he was probably 6 feet tall and really husky (not to mention incredably greasy...). it really scared me. and the next day i was supposed to be alone for 8 hours. thank god Sabrina skipped University to come stay with me. i didn't want her to but i was so scared because someone kept phoning me over and over again. it was really terrifying because they'd only phone when i went into the adoptions room. i'd run out to the cash and on the other end i could hear someone breathing really hard and then hang up. i'd wait up at cash for like 5 minutes expecting that they'd phone back (usually ppl phone back when there's something wrong with the phones etc...) anyways when no one would phone i'd go back to the adoptions room and as soon as i stepped into the adoptions room the phone would ring again. it happend like 10-12 times and i phoned larissa and asked if it was her and she said no, and then the humane socaiety lady phoned and i asked if it had been her trying to phone me and she said no but if something happened i should call the police because it was really weird and she thought someone could be in the store watching me. (i didn't know what time the store opened and i accidently opened it an hour early and i couldn't close the store because i thought we were supposed to be opened). anyways i ended up locking myself in the adoptions room so if there was someone in the store (i think it might have been the guy from the day before because i kept seeing someone run behind the aisles, tho that may have been my imagination.). anyways i phoned sabrina and started crying because i thought that guy had come back knowing that i was alone (he told me he'd be back before he left). anyways she was so nice. she was 2 stops away from the university but turned all the way around and came to the store to be with me. she spent all day with me and really helped me with everything. i really appreciated it, lord knows i wouldn't have been able to make it through the day alone.

anyways next saturday is my last day (i had to give a weeks notice, it's ok tho becuase it's jody's last week aswell *she's quitting to, shes the only other manager other then me lol*. anyways she's going to petland and i'm going to find a job somewhere else. i really like her and i wouldn't want to leave her alone in the store because it's really stressful and she's only been there 2 weeks. so ya...petcetera is pretty much screwed because most of the employees said they're quitting aswell and now they have no managers.

i gtg, it's cake time!!!!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sep. 4th, 2006 | 07:59 pm
location: home
mood: nervous nervous

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! My job starts tommorow and i'm sooooooooo nervous! i think i'm gonna be trained all day and i'm so scared that i'm gonna fuck up. i have to get up at 6 tommorow, and i'll probably be there 30-40 minutes early (Tim Hortons here i come!) i'm hoping if i load up on coffee it'll keep me awake all day and keep my mind sharp as a razor! lol. my stomach has been hurting me all day, and i hope that it'll get better by tommorow (it's the nerves i'm guessing).

anyways i have no idea what to write lol. i went shopping with sab today and bought a pair of pants. they're kinda cool i suppose ;) sab got a relly cute shirt, i'm totally gonna be stealing it!!!! after that i came home and had a nap since i was EXHAUSTED! then i played with ferin for a few hours and then had yet another nap cus i felt sick. i took ferin out again and we had a shower together and now i'm on here updating and making sure that i don't look like a total spaz tommorow! anyways i'm still so tired so i think i'm gonna go and see if i can sleep though the night(finally!).

wish me luck for tommorow!

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GOT THE JOB

Sep. 3rd, 2006 | 10:40 pm
location: home
mood: contemplative contemplative
music: I need a hero-Jen Saunders

more good news...i got the managorial job at petcetera! i start on tuesday! i'm so excited/nervous. i know i can really turn the sotre around (though i admit it won't be hard since the store is incredibly filthy and any little clean up i do is gonna look amazing!). The only down side is i'm gonna work like 50 hours a week! oh well, there's hardly anyone that ever comes in so i'm sure 90% of the time i'll be reading or doing something else (maybe i'll become like all the other managers and just randomly leave for hours on end without telling anyone *jk, i'd never do that*). i hope everything goes good, i think i'm being trained all day (for manager stuff like calling in sales and the store code etc..) tuesday by larissa. she's so nice, i can't believe everyone thinks she's a bitch. i'll have to study all day tommorow making sure i know every single thing about every single animal/fish so that when she asks me questions i won't disapoint her (she got me higher then average pay, i'm making more then any of the other managers there!!!! i'll make sure that she's knows she made the right decision1).

anyways tommorow sab and i ar going to wal-mart so i can buy some black pants and so she can get some tops for her job. the only problem is that i'm gonna need steel toed boots...where in hell am i gonna find those? christ they don't even make high heels for my size foot, they sure as hell won't have a steeled toed boots to fit my size 2 feet (children's size 2 i might add). i'll probably have to get em custom made.

i don't know what else to write. i'm hungry, i'm gonna go have some stew! i'll update again later!

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I'm buying a CAR!!!

Sep. 3rd, 2006 | 01:43 am
location: home
mood: ecstatic ecstatic

So as you've probably guessed by now I can't sleep and have nothing better to do then update this thing. I’ve got excellent news this time though!

I'M GETTING MY VERY OWN CAR! I can't believe it! I’m so excited! It’s a 2005 Pontiac pursuit. I’m putting down 2000$ and my parents are putting down 2000$ for a down payment on it and then after that I pay around 290$ a month. The car cost about 15000$ (including taxes and packages). so this is how the story goes...I was at my job interview and my parents were waiting (I was there for over an hour) and when I went over to them my dad hands me a car key and I’m all like ?!?! You bought me a car? And he's like no but I want you to try this one out. I did and I didn't really like it, it was quite bulky and hard to see out of. So when we took the car take to the dealer we looked at a few more kinds of cars and I liked 2 kinds, the ford fusion and the ford something or other. So I was like ok let’s get some pamphlets and think about this. Then my dad is like well let’s go to this other dealer down the road. So we get there and the salesman is all like hi *insert cheap car sales man chit chat* anyways I looking at this car and he's like I’ll get the keys for this car and the one beside it. When he came back I sat in the car and found it WAY easier to see out of. So my dad took it for a test drive down the street to petsmart (I needed some supplies) and we talked about it there and on the way back and when we got back he asked the salesman if we could keep it for another hour so that I could go home and get my glasses. He said yes and I went home and test drove it for a bit and I really liked it. The gear shifting thingy is really easy to press and the car drives so smoothly. The only negative thing is that the brake has a little bit of travel on it and it takes longer to brake (my dad's gonna see if we can adjust it). Anyways I’m so used to driving my mom's car that when I was driving this car I was speeding so much lol. It’s so hard to tell how fast your going compared to my mom's car but I’ll get used to that :) anyways we decided to buy it. It’s in my name and my parents co-signed for me. I’m going to be making all the monthly payments and my dad said he'll help me out whenever he can. So ya, it was so spur of the moment that it still hasn't really sunken in yet. I’m so so so excited though! I should get it next Monday (hopefully, the finances still need to go through and I’m not legally allowed to get it until I’m 18). Anyways I think it was a great deal, the car was used but hardly, it hardly had any mileage on it and it's not even 2 years old yet. All the other ones I was looking at were in the 23000-25000$ range and they had really high mileage. I’m nervous about keeping up the payment but I know I’ll do ok, and if I can't make a payment for some reason my parents said that the payments are low enough that they can pay for that month. I don't think that'll happen though, I’ve been saving up my money for years to buy a car and I have enough to make the down payment, cover the insurance and make plenty of payments before I run out!

Anyways the interview went really well today. I was interviewed by Larissa from head office. She used to be such a bitch but she was SO nice to me, I really like her and I like the fact that she demands respect and doesn't take any bull shit. Anyways I was interviewed for the livestock manager position and she said that if it was up to her I’d have the job but it's ultimately up to the president of the company. She said that until I’m 18 I’m not allowed to close or open without an "adult" but after that I’d be fine and I could adopt out the rescue dogs and cats (you need to be 18 for that). Anyways when I got there I had to wait about 15-20 minutes because there was only one person in the store and a huge rush came in so Larissa had to help out at cash until it died down. She asked me like 3 questions and then told me what I’d be doing as manager. She also said that she had hired that one girl at cash as livestock manager but I had more experience so I’d get her title and she'd become shipping and receiving manager. she's like we'll have to ask her but I doubt she'll mind and if she does you can be shipping and receiving manager (I was all like NOOOOOO!) because basically you do everything anyways. buuuut I was lucky and the Jody (the girl) said she'd like it 1000x better being shipping and receiving manager because that's what she had been when she was working at another store. so ya, hopefully I got the job, she was supposed to phone this afternoon but didn't so I’m hoping she was just too busy to send my resume in or that the president hasn't had time to look it over. if I don't get the job it won't be the end of the world, I mean they don't pay very well and I could get a higher paying job easily (especially now that I’ll have my own transportation). I sent a resume into petsmart since they pay a shit load of money (11$ an hour) and I’d make more there as an associate then I would as a manager at petcetera (although manager looks pretty damn good on a resume!). I hate the store but come on lets face it, I’d do anything for 11$ an hour. I have a whole bunch of back up plans just in case I don't get either job so hopefully I won't be stuck with a new car and no way to pay for it.

More good news came today! Ferin seems to be ok, his calcium levels are good, his liver function is good etc... The only problem is that he has a higher then average white blood cell count so they think he may have some sort of inflammation that's causing all the sneezing. I have to continue with the antibiotics and if he doesn't get better then I should bring him back in again. The antibiotics seem to be making him constipated though...hopefully he's not allergic to the damn stuff. I’m gonna go pick him up some yogurt to replace all the good bacteria that are being killed and to make his medicine taste less like anal hair.

sooooooooooooooooooooooo it's my birthday in a few days! I’m so excited! I can't wait to spend the entire day with Sabrina and buy my first case of alcohol! lol. hopefully I won't have to work that day (Larissa scheduled me in from tuesday-saturday/maybe Sunday...still haven't even gotten the job and I’m worried about scheduling lol). uni starts on Monday, I’m so excited for Sab, I know she'll have a blast! I’m gonna miss spending all my time with her but I think that it'll just make our relationship stronger. if I work at petcetera I’d be working mostly mornings so we could spend all night together (if she's not working) and all weekends (if neither of us are working lol). we'll just have to find time for each other and make sure that we don't start drifting apart because of our schedules. I love her so much, I don't know what I’d do if I lost her...

so I should probably go to bed since I only had 5 hours of sleep last night and a hugely busy/exciting day today. sadly I doubt that'll happen for another few hours. oh well, I can't think of anything else to say other then Sab, my brother and I watched that "grizzly man" documentary (we all wanted to see what he looked like dead...sadly they didn't show it). seriously that guy was crazy (and gay, too bad he died before he realized it). I love how he named two of the bears Mr. chocolate and sergeant Brown. don't know why it's so funny but we laughed for hours over that. I’ve decided to christen my car "sergeant brown" even though it's white ;)

my car, but it's white.


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Pointlessly long

Sep. 2nd, 2006 | 03:05 am
location: as far from sleep as you can get
mood: sore sore

I found this and thought it was funny ;)

(Correct use of the "F" word)
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we're sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my A**!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein,


i can't sleep...again. sab's over and she's sleeping but i just can't seem to settle my mind enough to fall asleep. i'm worried about my job interview, not becuase i know i won't get the jpb but because i'm afriad i will. i don't know if i want to work there again, but it's so familiar and it'd be so easy just to start working there again, but i don't know if i want that or not. i mean it'd be fun to work some place new but i'm afraid i'll get so bored with just being a cashier, at least at petcetera oyur basically running the store so your never "not busy" even when there NO ONE comming in. i don't know, i'm confused and i'm worried about ferin. i don't want to start working when he's sick...he needs me. also it's gonna be sooooo hard getting there. it's not far away but it'll take over an hour on the bus which i totally don't want to have to do everyday. i don't know, do i want a full time job or a part time job and go to classes, learn another language, relax and hope my stress levels die down enough that i can actually start living a normal pain free life. i don't know...i need the money, and i could totally use the discount but i'm still not sure i want to work there, everybody i knew is gone and everyone that works there now is stupid and doesn't know the difference between a neon tetra and a gerbil (that's exagerating a bit but you get what i'm saying). plus i'm not tall enough to reach the top shelves of animals and i don't know if that'll be a problem with the new manager and stuff. plus petcetera doesn't pay very much, only like $7 an hour for part time and $20000 for working full time (50 hours a week!!!) i can get way more at other places, plus i won't have to fuck around getting there on time. arggggggh! i guess i'll see how the interview goes and decide from there...

well my dad didn't like the fuck jokes...probably because he doesn't understand half of the ppl there about. watever i think they're funny.

hahaha, i'd hate to be paul right now. he was in trouble all night because he just left without telling anyone where he was. he finally came home around 7 and then left right after to go to a party. he was supposed to phone home at 12 (it's now 3:30 ish). both my parents stayed up waiting for him to call (mom fell asleep but that was to be expected, the woman can't seem to coordinate not moving and keeping her eyes open all at the same time lol). my dad is all pissed off. of course i got the "pissed off father talk" all the way home from the vet's office (30 mins). why does he insist on venting out his frustrations on me? all the way home he yelled about paul this and matt that and lord knows what else. quite frankly it's they're fault he's turned out this way.

so ya, i'm STARVING! of course theres nothing but shit and death in a can in this house. haven't they ever heard of fruits and vegetables? i hate having canned food all the time, either that or some sort of animal carcass and mashed potatoes. my vegetarian thing totally didn't pann out but seriously, enough with the cans!

wow, this is getting pretty long, whoever is reading this (ya right) has probably already given up half way through. meh oh well, it's 3:30 in the morning, my back is killing me and i've got nothing else to do but babble on and on until my fingers start to bleed and my eyes start to crust over with some rare form of conjuntivitis. anyways, i got a letter from cheryl yesterday, she's back from iraq or where ever the hell she was (stupid, pointless war). i should probably email her back since she responded to my oh so long letter of up-dates.

so i'm officailly the smartest person in the family (ya like that was so hard). i've killed 2 repulicans (can't say birds...lol)with one clever stone. i emailed 2 seperate bird food companies asking for samples, that way A) i get free food and B) i get to feel specail when it comes in the mail. One is for sure sending me some samples and the second one i emailed i'm not sure about because i emailed them around 11 at night so they probably won't respond until tommorow/today. anyways the first company has some really good bird treats and ferin should really like them, plus it'll fatten him up (he's only 76 grams lol, tho i suppose that's better then the 72 grams he was 2 weeks ago). the second company is the one the vet told me i should get but they only sell it at my vet's office which is 30 mins away, and at some other location that is also like a 20 minute drive from my house. anyways i'll see if he likes it and if he does maybe i'll order it online (that way i'll be getting mail at constant intervals! why the hell doesn't anyone send things by mail now a days!).

speaking of mail, i got another poem published *go me*. i also won the "editor's choice award". to bad i don't get any money for it, but oh well, at least i can tell my kids i had a few of my things published :) my dad was all proud and he showed my uncle when he was here...then i had to read it outloud (much to my dismay). After that my mom pestered me to find more poems but i said i didn't have any more because i don't really like my "family friendly" poems. she was disapointed but i was saved from being completly embarassed so it all works out!

anyways sry about all the typo's and spelling mistakes on this entry and a few of my other ones, i'm just way to lazy to correct em.

well, i should go eat, then maybe go cuddle sab until i fall asleep *she's such a bed hog, i have no stretch room dammit*

night!

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plan back fired!

Sep. 1st, 2006 | 08:33 pm
location: home
mood: stressed stressed

I had to take Ferin back to the vet again today...the vet thought it'd be best to do some blood tests and put him on antibiotics. it was so hard for me watching them take blood. first they tried taking it from his jugular vein but after the second try they thought it'd be safer to jsut take it from his toe because everytime the needle went in his neck he'd squirm around (i don't blame him). anyways they cut his toenail and took the blood from the quick (it tore my heart apart when he screamed in pain). it was so sad beucase when we were going there he was all excited and he kept calling me to take him out and sticking his head through the bars of the carrier cage. i had to take him out and let him sit on my shoulder for a while until he calmed down. he had a blast watching all the traffic and all the other scenerie go by. then on the way back...nothing. hardly any sound, just the occasional cry to make sure i was still with him. when we got home he refused to come off my shoulder and i needed to pet him for 10 minutes until he stopped begging. anyways the vet said he may have an upper respiratory infection or have psittacosis, i should get the results tommorow or soon after the long weekend. the poor little boy is so stressed out that he keeps falling asleep. i took him in the shower with me and he fell asleep, and now he's sleeping on my shoulder. i tried giving him his antibiotics but he doesn't like the taste so i'm gonna have to force feed it to him around 9. i have to give it to him every 12 hours so hopefully he'll get used to it.

in other news i have a job interview tommorow (damnit to hell!) at petcetera. i totally didn't think they'd read my resume, i just sent it in to get my parents off my back...anyways i don't even know if i want to work there or not. i mean i kinda do because it'd be so easy, but now i remember why i left in the first place...the only way i'll accept the job (lord knows i'm going to get it becuase NO one works there) is if they pay me a shit load of money, or i get the job as livestock manager (the lady didn't tell me what job i was being interviewed for?!?!). anyways i kinda want to blow the interview but i know that i won't, i have no courage lol. anyways i don't know if i'll be able to accept it because poor ferin is sick (maybe). plus i might have to hand feed the second clutch of baby birds at sab's house. PLUS i was wanting to take all month of september off...damnit! oh well, i need the money and unless i want to become a gluton i might as well start working. *cry, i REALLY REALLY don't want to start working again!*

anyways tonight is Anime night! i can't wait for sab to come over so we can animetastic fun!

oh, my dad figures i should get my own car so he's all like "lets go to a used car auction" and i'm all like " I don't even have my license yet".

OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways i have no clue what i'm doing tommorow, but i'm totally gonna stop off at the dollar store and get ferin some shreddy toys! i love ferin, i sure hope he's ok :)


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Eating Pizza And Passin Gas!

Sep. 1st, 2006 | 02:11 am
location: home
mood: bouncy bouncy
music: some crappy song on much music

So it's like...2 in the morning and I can't get to sleep. My uncle and cousin are here (sleeping of course). It’s kinda weird being around them, I mean they're basically strangers. My uncle is most definatly going deaf lol, it's kinda cute. You ask him one thing and then he gives you an answer to a totally different question. He’s really nice though, he invited me up to Vancouver with him (I kinda changed the subject...don't really want to go because I’ve only met him once before). He offered me a car though which was kinda strange, he said he'd fix it all up for me and then I could have it. His son, who is 13 (he's 66 (?)) came out here with him to get his own truck! It’s a pretty old one but he says he's gonna fix it all up. I believe him; the kid is like a fucking motor-vehicle genius! hahah, I just said motor vehicle... anyways I showed him all my pets and he was very much impressed with all of them ;) everyone was just enthralled with my bird and his tricks *proud mama grin*. anyway I’m supposed to "wake up" at 5:30 to say good bye to them (I was woken up at 5:30 last night to say hello to them!). anyway I figured since I can't sleep I might as well stay up until they leave, that way I won't sleep for a few hours then have to wake up again and fight to get back to sleep.

today I wasn't feeling very well so I mostly stayed in bed. I did however clean out both my puppies cages and washed they're blankies! I also gave tove a bath cus he was all sticky (don't ask me how he got that way). I decided to plop him in the sink instead of dragging him upstairs...big mistake! he cried and cried and I felt so very badly that I ended up only washing his back. I think he's afraid of heights because usually he's perfectly fine getting washed. while I was cleaning out the dogs cage ferin was out being a pest. he refused to stay where his food was because momma was a whole 5 inches away from there. he climbed up the door of the dog cage, ran up and down the rood of it, jumped on and off my back while I was completely inside this tiny cage and then, just for fun, decided he would fly right into the bucket of soapy water lol. needless to say he didn't like me rushing him over to the sink and rinsing him off. anyways after a while I decided I was going to go have another shower and have a nap. I was just falling asleep when Ferin starts screaming from this cage (he'd been in there, peacefully, for 2 hours). I jump outta bed and rush into my room like some crazy idiot because by the sounds of his screams he's either trapped within my cat’s jaws, or laying broken and bleeding on the floor. well, neither was the case...far from it. he just decided that he'd had enough alone time and wanted some mom time. I took him out tried to calm myself down. lord in heaven was I ever shaking lol. I seriously thought he was being killed....

anyways time for a bit of gossip (ooooooooooh). well last night Paul was out until about 1:00 and then my dad went and got him and drove him to matt's house. anyways when he came back he was telling me this story about some nasty fat girl who kept trying to make out with him. then all of a sudden he's like Nicole Hogan’s sister was there too. I was all like WHAT! anyways turns out that arena (no clue how to spell it) was making out with matt. that's so gross, she's going into grade ten, he's going into grade 12, plus it's Hogan’s sister. I knew her when she was just a tiny little thing...not as tiny as me but still you get my point.

I’m so bored, there's nothing to do. anyways I’m going to go and try to find something to entertain me...sexually. maybe I’ll phone Hogan’s sister! oh burn! No but seriously, I’m gonna go see if there’s something watch worthy on TV and wait until 5:30 so I can say adios to my uncle (who strongly resembles Randy Travis...)



Randy Travis...My Uncle...or both?

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**my brother just muttered "fucking jew" in his sleep lol.

*no offense to any jewish ppl, i love you...your beef (or not) is with my brother!

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Because I Clench

Aug. 31st, 2006 | 12:17 am
location: home
mood: cynical cynical

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BORED!

I sent a resume into Petcetera...I’m applying for the position of livestock manager. I doubt I’ll get it cus I’m waaaaay too young but I figured that since they have NOOBODY and they're basically bankrupt I may have a chance...I really don't know why I sent it in.

my face is killing me...I grind my teeth like a fricken cow when I sleep (worst case the dentist has seen)so my jaw muscles are all pulled on one side making me have a huge headache an even bigger jaw ache. I clench my jaw so tightly when i sleep that my bottom molars have holes (like pin holes) in them from the spikey's on my top molars (is that a good explanation?). i grind and clench so much i hear it and it wakes me up...nasty! Seriously if it's not one damn thing it's another....WHY LORD WHY?!?!?

annnnnnnnnyways Sab has decided to get a bird (the evil birds had another clutch of babies) and I’ve taken the liberty of making a list of names that would certainly kick major ass!

Finnegan
Milo
Elric
Bourbon
Turpentine
The Professor (nah, I’m jk, but seriously that's such a cool name!)
Mango (Her sister's is named kiwi)

That's all I can think of at this moment...

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyways I can't sleep. My uncle was supposed to come over here from god knows where (all i know is that it's about 10-12 hours away). I’ve only seen him like...once? Anyways nobody believes me that his wife makes bird feeders and hangs them outside her kitchen windows so she can shoot the birds that come to eat there. I seriosuly remember her telling me she did that... anywyas he isn't here yet and it's 12:30 so every one has decided to go to bed but now I can't sleep.

My brother is out somewhere...probably smoking dope. i'm keeping my fingers crossed that he'll get arrested. anyways my dad went out to "pick" him up.

i'm gonna go load up on aspirin to stop my face from imploding. I’ll probably stay up for a few more hours...then hopefully drift into sleep where I can further destroy my face.


Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and finding that licking your feet....*shudder*


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TOVE BITES!

Aug. 27th, 2006 | 07:17 pm
location: home
mood: curious curious

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updated pictures:
spoon:




Beethoven:




i went to the dog park today with my 2 pups and sabrina's pup. it was pretty funny because beethoven kept going in the water and laying down in it so it would run over his back and then he'd roll from side to side in the water so it looked like he was having a seizure lol. it was the funniest thing i've ever seen i seriously peed ma pants a bit...jk...seriously...Anyways he'd wiggly his entire body (legs stretched out behind him) so he could go deeper and then when it was deep enough he'd actually swim normally lol. Spoon didn't swim, i suppose he doesn't appreciate the water like tove does :) Beethoven also bit sabrina's dad. i drove us all out to sab's house to get her dog and sabrina's dad picked up the tove and started like pressing him against his face and tove bit him on the mouth. i felt so bad but he should have known better then to pick up a strange dog and shive your face next to theres...plus tove doens't like men because of his past and i told him that but he didn't listen or maybe didn't hear i ono. i still feel really bad tho...

Ferin said his first words yesterday ;) he says "pretty bird". it's not perfectly clear but everytime he says it it gets clearer and clearer. i've decided to start clicker training him and he's getting the hang of it pretty fast, i'm actually surprised at how smart he is ;) it was so cute, today i had him out in my room and i ended up falling asleep on the floor while he was eating and i woke up because he was rubbing his face against my cheek :) i felt so specail! i also discovered he likes pizza, he keeps trying to fly into the box everytime i walk by it. he sits there pecking at everything and eating all the green peppers off it lol. it's funny...hopefully no one gets a mouth full of poop lol. jk, he didn't poop i made sure.

Sab and i are having fun text messaging each other. other then that i'm not doing to much, i'm gonna go pick up my brother at work around 8 and then i need to give my herms a bath....maybe set up my new fish tank *devious*. my parents are such tards sometimes, they're constantly telling me "no more pets!" yet my dad went out and got me a fish tank with everything in it (like 200-300$ worth of shit--he got it for free from some dude at work). i'm thinking of having a tank full of tetras...i kinda want goldfish cus they're cute but they're way too dirty, and i kinda want guppies but i want one of my beta's to go in there and the guppies will eat him! *gasp!* anyways tetras are pretty and i can put a whole bunch of different kinds so i suppose they're not too bad. i still need to convince my dad to let me have them tho!

anyways i should go ;) i'm waiting for sab's reaction to the text i just sent her lol, after that i'll probably head out to get paul.

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